balls.

  • Me: I can't sit like that.
  • Patrick: It works for me.
  • Me: Thats cuz you have balls.
  • Patrick: I DO!!! :D They're useless but I have them.
  • Me: They're not useless, just asthetic now.
  • Patrick: Haha yes, they're asthetic...because they're appealing.......
  • ..........................................................................................................Balls.

BANANA PUDDING FIGHT!

  • Me: You know what would be so much fun!!?
  • Patrick: What?
  • Me: A banana pudding fight. like you're in a-a-a-
  • Patrick: A kiddie pool?
  • Me: Yeah but like a big kiddie pool, and you have banana pudding everywhere and you throw gobs of banana pudding at each other and of course some would get in your mouth and it would be *delicious*
  • Patrick: Except when I throw pudding that's been under my *BALLS*
  • Me: whatnoofCOURSEyou would wear bathing suits!!!
  • Patrick: No bathing suits! How else do you think it would get it's flavor? PENIS!
Little Red Baby Butt, baby you got diaper rash! Little Red Baby Butt, you need a diaper that’s gonna last!
we sing crap like this to the baby when we change her diaper

Hear You Me

There’s no one in town I know
You gave us some place to go.
I never said thank you for that.
I thought I might get one more chance.
What would you think of me now,
so lucky, so strong, so proud?
I never said thank you for that,
now I’ll never have a chance.
May angels lead you in.
Hear you me my friends.
On sleepless roads the sleepless go.
May angels lead you in.
So what would you think of me now,
so lucky, so strong, so proud?
I never said thank you for that,
now I’ll never have a chance.
May angels lead you in. 
Hear you me my friends.
On sleepless roads the sleepless go.
May angels lead you in.
May angels lead you in.
May angels lead you in.
And if you were with me tonight,
I’d sing to you just one more time.
A song for a heart so big,
god wouldn’t let it live.
May angels lead you in.
Hear you me my friends.
On sleepless roads the sleepless go.
May angels lead you in.
May angels lead you in.
Hear you me my friends.
On sleepless roads the sleepless go.
May angels lead you in.
May angels lead you in.